Another Windfall from Nigeria

This one never came back after the first insane email...

-----Original Message-----
From: kumahn@tiscali.co.uk [mailto:kumahn@tiscali.co.uk]
Sent: Friday, February 20, 2004 3:13 PM
To: kumahn@tiscali.co.uk
Subject: ASSISTANT

For your kind attention,
Dear firend,
This letter might come to you as a surprise but it is coming with the best of intentions and will be of mutual benefit to all the parties involved. I am David Kumahn , a Lawyer to the former LIBERIAN PRESIDENT CHARLES TAYLOR, who is now in exile here in Nigeria.

I am writing to solicit your much-desired assistance in helping me to secure funds that are already in the europe with a security company the fund in question is a total of $50,000,000 (fifity Million United States Dollars) in $100 bills and stashed in trunk one box And was shipped out of Liberia through a diplomatic means by the security company and they are not aware of the real content of the box for security reasons. The box are already in europe and under the custody of the security company for your assistance in getting the box out from the security company and securing the funds, I will give you 30%of the total fund.
NOTE: there is no risk involved in this project because I am involved as CHARLES TAYLOR'S confidant. Therefore contact me on Email Please you should keep this transaction a top secret and we are prepared to do more business with you pending your approach towards this project. I await your urgent response.to my private email kumahn@tiscali.co.uk
Thanks ,

Barrister David Kumahn .

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Dear Mr. Kumahn, Esq.,

Thank you for your well intentioned note today. I have great hopes that this arrangement might be to my benefit, as well as to all parties involved.

There is no doubt in my mind that this opportunity to personally benefit from the rapacious embezzlement of Liberian funds is entirely believable and I wish nothing more than to be involved. You see, since the death of my parents in a horrible train wreck, I have wanted to do nothing more than to be assistance to President Taylor, who, as we both know, has done nothing but kindly kiss babies and feed poor people, and has been so rudely and unjustly forced from office into exile by a bunch of half dressed savages and their ruthless cyclon overlords.

I should tell you the full truth, though. I should come clean. You see, it wasn't the train wreck that finished my parents. After the wreck they were eaten by a pack of wild badgers before my eyes. I was helpless. I could not move. It was like I was frozen to the spot and could do nothing - perfectly impotent to save them although all I needed to do was say something and scare those evil badgers away. It is important that you understand that these were not normal badgers. They were sort of giant badgers.

My parents left me lots of money, so if you need some cash to grease the skids, to, you know, like, get things going, there's plenty available. I can send you my bank account information as soon as you want. Just let me know what you need.

I can tell just from reading your note that you are a man of honor. Please tell Mr President Taylor that if he needs a place to stay, he can stay with me. I will feed him well and only ask that he couple with my young daughter to help begin the creation of the new master race. I know these things because I read minds.

So, wow! Great! Let me know how I can help. Could you email me just a small token of good faith, like, say, maybe $50,000 or so?

Thanks!

Tom

Posted by tom at March 24, 2004 04:00 PM